Hello frens! In this album this Burt is going to save all of the photgraphs and memories from dates with the very beautiful and amazingly sassy Miss Guava. I hopes you enjoy looking through our album.
While you’re looking see if you spot of any our frens who we bump into along the way, including regular guest appearances from Delilah and Maple, our frens from the hoggie coven.
September 25th 2026
💖🦔💖 Hi frens, It’s date day Friday again and this week this Burt and Missy Guava wents to an aqua park to play on the slides and relax on the lazy river. Davy and Pancakes were on a date too – how exciting 🙂 💖🦔💖
September 18th 2026
💖🦔💖 Hi frens, It’s date day Friday again and this week this Burt and Missy Guava wents to the Dino Park and even bumped into our frens and my besties, Dougie, Linky & Pippin 💖🦔
September 11th 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday again frens, And this week Missy Guava and this Burt have been to do some flying, wing walking and parachuting. We met some of our frens again who were there having fun too 💖🦔💖
September 4th 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday again frens, and this week me and Missy Guava went Go-Karting and bumped into our frens Moxxie and Ransom – it was great racing them and catching up on the gossip. Of course Missy Guava won and Ransom came second. Me and Moxx just took it easy 💖🦔💖
August 28th 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday frens and this week Missy Guava and this Burt wents to the Ballet to see Hog Lake – it was very good and hads some fabulous familiar faces playing the main parts. Missy Guava looked so pretty in her tutu and pearls. We can’t waits to go again to see something elses 💖🦔💖
August 21st 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday frens, and after so much excitement and so many adventures recently, Missy Guava and this Burt have had a lovely relaxing day getting coffee at a beautiful lake …
… getting a potion for my mom lady off the best apothecary in town, as she’s been a little poorly, and …
… having a chill game night at home.
Sometimes it’s good to do some peaceful, simple things with good company 💖🦔💖
August 14th 2026
🩵🦔🩵 It’s date day Friday again frens and this week Miss Guava and this Burt went to a mermaid concert at Poseidon’s castle. We hads so much fun and even got magically made into mermaids for a little while 🩵🦔🩵
August 7th 2026
💛🦔💛 It’s date day Friday again frens, and Missy Guava and this Burt went adventuring into the Aztec & Mayan Pyramids looking for the Golden Hedgehog; we studied our maps, found ancient hedgehog drawings on tunnel walls – THEN – successfully discovered the mythical Golden Hedgehog worshipped by ancient hedgie civilisations 💛🦔💛
💛🦔💛 A monumental day for all of Hog-kind.
Then we celebrated under the stars with Margaritas.
It seemed almost magical how well our quest went … 💛🦔💛
July 31st 2026
💛 It’s date day Friday again frens and this week Miss Guava and me wents this a Lammas festival to celebrate the half way point between the start and end of summer. We mades corn dolly’s and had lots of yummy beer 💛
24th July 2026
Date Day Friday pictures are late this week frens as mom lady was super busy.
🏴☠️ Check out our adventure though!!! Since we were already in the Caribbean, and he-hooman has told me all about how cool pirate lore is, Missy Guava and me went on a pirate ship and saved everyone by defeating the Kracken 🐙 After saving the day we chilled on deck with some rum 🏴☠️
I feel like we might have had some help with our fight again the Kracken too, but from who …?
July 17th 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s Date Day Friday again frens, and todays we has beens to the forest in Belarus to investigates their hoggie folklore. It was super interesting frens, and it’s ALL TRUE, this Burt and Missy Guava experiened it all, met magical herbs, found treasure and relaxed amongst the trees … so this is what the folklore tells …
🇧🇾 In Balkan and Belarusian folklore, the hedgehog possesses a form of magical intuition that makes them highly sought after by treasure hunters. They are also said to be the only creatures capable of identifying the Raskovnik—a mythical, magical herb that has the power to unlock any padlock, break any iron chain, and reveal hidden treasures buried deep within the earth.
To get the herb, folklore tells that a person has to find a hedgehog nest with hoglets inside and build a small woven fence around it while the mother is away. Upon returning and finding her young trapped, the hedgehog mother must slip away into the forest to fetch a piece of Raskovnik, using its magic to instantly disintegrate the fence.
The waiting human can then snatch the herb for themselves.
What do you think frens – do you like this hoggie folklore too? 💖🦔💖
July 10th 2026
💚🦔💛🦔♥️ It’s Date Day Friday again frens and this week Miss Guava and I decided to get out of the USA and head down to Jamaica for some summer fun – and what about this, after a relaxing bamboo raft ride down the river, we ran into Esquie, Angelina, Gracie Lou & Cooper, so we decided to all hang out together and have a blast. We wents to the Bob Marley museum, Bob Sleighing through the forest, and now we are at the beach to see the biolumiescent sea and chill out in the water which is so magical…..
….. BUT WAIT ….. did someome say magic ….. that light isn’t coming from the sea, it looks like a rainbow ….. it’s a sparkly rainbow …. I hear a witches cackle ….. the swoop of a broom … oh my, it’s Delilah & Maple out for a joy fly in this magical place, and Delilah is leaving rainbow sparkles all across the sky, it’s so pretty ….. they must have used their magic to let them have a witchy play date ….. we hogs in the sea are going to lie back and enjoy watching our frens light up the sky 💚🦔💛🦔♥️
July 3rd 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s Date Day Friday again and I’m still in America watching the world cup with Missy Guava. This week we wents to see the Kennedy Space Centre and hads the best time. We saw a real rocket launch, played in a shuttle cockpit, ate in the Moon Rock cafe and posed beside the mega photo points 💖🦔💖
26th June 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday again frens and this week Miss Guava showed me some of the coolest spots in NYC.
She tooked me to Times Square too see the lights, the Empire State Building to check out the view, the Ghost Busters Fire Station because its awesome, Central Park for a rest stop then to see fireworks underneath the Brooklyn Bridge.
I hads a fabulous time – now this Burt is ready for nap time 💤 💖🦔💖
June 19th 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday again frens, and amongst the World Cup madness I still look forward so much to my dates with Miss Guava.
This week, as we are in the USA watching the games, Miss Guava took me to see the Grand Canyon, and wow did this Burt have a good time. We adventures with parachutes, walked the glass path and chilled in a saloon. The best of times 💖🦔💖
June 12th 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s Date Day Friday again frens, and with all of the excitement surroundung the Hedgehog World Cup, it was only right that I take Miss Guava to see a match – and may I jusy say how stunning she looks 💖🦔💖
We also saw a few frens; Noki was shouting about the wormie in her wormie-dog being burnt, Tedderz was in goal and Harold couldn’tn decide between a wormie-dog and roachie bites. And did I hear someone say abracadabra?
June 5th 2026
🧡🦔🧡 It’s date day Friday again frens and this week I tooked Miss Guava to a spooky night market. We looked at the bestest stalls of broomsticks, potions and all sorts of other hocus pocus. Then we had the spookiest cocktails and relaxed in the misty night 🧡🦔🧡
May 29th 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday again frens, and this week I tooked Miss Guava to a revival house where we saw Raiders of the Lost Ark and Ghost Busters.
We bumped into a few friends in the screen to and a surprise popcorn server made an appearance. What a night 💖🦔💖
May 22nd 2026
🧚🦔🧚 It’s date day Friday again frens and this week I learned about Tizzie Whizie – England’s Cutest Cryptid.
Tizzie Whizie is a super cool fairy like hoggie with wings who can be found in the Cumbrian region in the North West of England and who has been seen flying over rivers & lakes and even swimming underwater.
So I tooked Miss Guava to see the fairies who turned us into Tizzie Whizies for the day and w flew all over the Lake District explorating. We even met some mermaids and found some treasure.
Thankoo He-Hooman for telling me all about Tizzie Whizie 🧚🦔🧚
May 15th 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday again frens, and this week me and Missy Guava went with mom lady and he Hooman to Glencoe and took a ride on a super high and fun cable cart ride to the very top of the mountain – we’re super pleased we took our hats 💖🦔💖
My 8th 2026
💜🦔💖 It’s date day Friday again frens and this week me and Miss Guava are getting our 1980’s skates on and skating up a neon storm 💚🦔💙
May 1st 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday again frens and this weekend is camping to celebrate Beltane / May Day. Me and Miss Guava danced around the Maypole, had wine, and roasted wormies.
We are here tomorrow night too and we would love our Hoggie frens to join us around the campfire, who would like to come? Mom lady says she will be our photographer and buggie supplier 💖🦔💖
April 24th 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday frens but this Burt is under the weather. I’m such a lucky Burt though as my bootiful girlfriend Miss Guava has brought me Wormie Soup and is chilling with me while I get better.
Hopefully we will be back to adventuring next week 💖🦔💖
April 17th 2026
💜🦔💚 It’s Date Day Friday again frens, and this week my beautiful girlfriend Miss Guava turned a fabulous 4 years old – so I have tooked her to a luxury cabin to relax and be pampered.
I has made her a MIXED TAPE of romantic songs, we brewed mulled cider for hot tub time, and chilled or besides a cosy fire 💚🦔💜
April 10th 2026
💜🦔💖 It’s date day Friday again frens and we has travelled for 7 hours to Watford near London to see the “mischief managed” exhibition at Harry Potter studios.
Mom Lady and He Hooman are taking the mini hoomans tomorrow but I tooked Miss Guava to a special tour tonight – we had snackies in the Great Hall, flew on broomsticks and got all of the gossip off the ghosts 👻 💖🦔💜
April 3rd 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday again frens and this week it is Easter Friday so I tooked Miss Guava to an Easter Egg fun day and we mets some of our frens there – we all hads a brilliant time and even mets the Easter Bunny 🐰 💖🦔💖
March 27th 2026
💖🦔💖 It’s date day Friday again frens, and since it’s Spring now I tooked Miss Guava to a meadow for a picnic.
While we were enjoying roachie pie, a mamma Robin came to ask if we had any spare wormies for her hungry chicks.
Of course we tooked some wormies to her chicks straight away and found that they were super cute and just needed someone to help mamma Robin find food while they’re so tiny. We loved meeting them all.
Then after all of that climbing trees we made hot chocolate and marshmallows and snoozed in the grass against the trees.
It was a perfect day 💖🦔💖
March 20th 2026
❄️🦔☃️ Mom Lady & He-Hooman are off having fun in Iceland and now I’m with my grandparents being spoiled.
What they don’t know is that this has arranged to take Miss Guava on a date to see everything Iceland has to offer; we went to a natural thermal spa for totals relaxation, saw Gulfoss waterfall, saw a national park, stood in the gap between continents, then chilled while we watched the northern lights. Amazing times with @lycheeguavahedgehogs ☃️🦔❄️
March 13th 2026
💖🦔💖 This date day Friday I wanted to do something special for Miss Guava, so I tooked her to the enchanted fairy forest. We rode on the midnight mushrooms, visited fairy houses in the trees and watched magic being made in the enchanted lantern.
Then I had a surprise for Miss Guava; I used mom lady’s telephone to ask the fairies if they could use their magic so Miss Guava could introduce me to all of her Hoggie brothers and sisters. We all had a great time catching up in the forest clearing then all had fun riding the midnight mushrooms together.
I hope you enjoyed the enchanted forest @lycheeguavahedgehogs 💖🦔💖
March 6th 2026
💜🦔💚 It’s date day Friday frens and this week Miss Guava and me wents to Neon Crazy Golf – even the wormies glowed in the dark 💚🦔💜
February 27th 2026
🧡🦔🧡 It’s date day Friday again frens, and this Burt has been really looking to taking Miss Guava on a historical adventure this week full of sights, humpy horses, giant cats and ancient monsters 🧡🦔🧡
February 20th 2026
❤️🦔💚 This Burt often visits Scotland with his hoomans and he loves it there – so it seemed the perfect place to whisk Miss Guava off to on this Date-Day-Friday. As always she looked resplendent and a lot of fun was had.
These hedgehogs even saw the Lock Ness Monster 🫣😳😮
Enjoy the snaps from our trip frens 💚🦔❤️
February 13th 2026
❤️🦔❤️ 🌹🌹 Happy Valentines Day to the beautiful Miss Guava – what a brilliant Valentines Carnival date 🌹🌹 ❤️🦔❤️
February 6th 2026
💜🦔💜 It’s date day Friday frens so I tooked Miss Guava on a luxury cruise day to relax, have posh nosh wormies and watch the shooting stars 💜🦔💜
January 30th 2026
💖🦔💖 Today this Burt tooked Miss Guava on a second date. We hads wormie champagne, rode the waves and had buggie icecream on the swing.
I hads a fabulous time, I hope you did too @lycheeguavahedgehogs 💖🦔💖
January 23rd 2026
💙🦔💙 Today this Burt took a big step forward in his romantic life and spent a fun and fabulous first date with the beautiful and feisty Miss Guava. She is such a funky lady that I had to take her on a ❄️ winter ❄️ date with a difference. I hope you had a good time on our first date @lycheeguavahedgehogs 💙🦔💙
